{"product_id":"valco-dodo","title":"Doctor Rajaniemi's Perspirant","description":"\u003cp\u003eDoctor of Administrative Sciences Rajaniemi, the man behind Valco's legendary lavender-scented ear grease, has struck again.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eValco customers now have the chance to own a piece of genuine 1980s charm in the form of Doctor Rajaniemi's Petroli-Saappi Perspirant. This deodorant doesn't smell like petrol, and it doesn't smell like a Saab. It smells like success, neighborly envy, and the achievement that crystallised in the ownership of a Saab 99 Petro.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe scent began life as a simple but deep trauma. In 1983, when the future doctor was nine, his father did not buy a Saab. He spent the money on an Escort. Meanwhile Keijo's dad next door had a brand-new Petroli-Saab, which young Rajaniemi watched from his bedroom window with quiet longing, and a growing bitterness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFrom that disappointment came a scent that doesn't apologize. It isn't \"fresh.\" It isn't \"modern.\" It's the aroma of ambitious middle-classness. It tells the world that the wearer has standing, history, and the good sense to pick the best that money can buy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDoctor Rajaniemi's Perspirant, Petroli-Saappi edition, is for those who remember the time before mindfulness. When a real man drove a Saab, smoked a cig at the wheel, and \"Escort\" made you think of the car first.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade in Finland. Tested in cruel human trials.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"VALCO","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54519335354694,"sku":"FANI-DODO-SAAB","price":9.9,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2317\/1385\/files\/perspirantti_web.webp?v=1775398801","url":"https:\/\/valco.fi\/en\/products\/valco-deo","provider":"VALCO","version":"1.0","type":"link"}