Period Red – The Bold, Unavoidable Classic
Introducing Period Red, the deep, relentless red that shows up exactly when it’s not supposed to. But let’s be honest, when it’s late, you’ll definitely miss it. Unstoppable and unavoidable, this shade makes a statement whether you’re prepared or not. And with a sleek golden logo, it’s like a small reward for surviving the day – because, let’s face it, you’ve earned it. Period Red is dependable, persistent, and always arrives when you least expect it (though you really should’ve seen it coming).
Wunder Green – The Forest Fresh
Introducing Wunder Green, a shade so rich, it’s like you’ve stumbled into a magical forest that almost smells as good as it looks. Deep, calming, and full of wonder, this green has the power to transport you straight to the woods, even if you’re just sitting on your couch surrounded by half-dead houseplants. And as if that wasn’t enough, it’s topped off with a stunning golden logo – because even in the wild, there’s always room for a little luxury.
Depression Blue – For your Existential Crises
Introducing Depression Blue, the color that matches your mood when you’re questioning your life choices. This isn’t your average blue. No, this is Depression Blue – the shade that stares back into the void with you. But hey, at least there’s a shiny golden logo to offer a fleeting glimmer of hope, kind of like the warmth of peeing your pants on a cold day. Sleek, stylish, and perfectly suited for those who want their headphones to reflect their existential dread.
Obsession Mint – The Cool, Unofficially French
Introducing Obsession Mint, a color that exudes effortless style – much like a certain sleek French car the author of this text may or may not have recently acquired in a suspiciously similar shade. This refined blue-green tone strikes the perfect balance between sophistication and subtle flair, ideal for those who appreciate the finer things in life… especially when it comes to style. Whether you’re cruising down the road or just tuning out the noise, Obsession Mint is here to add a touch of understated elegance to your day.
Original Gray – The 2020 Pandemic Nostalgy
Ah, Original Gray from the VMK20 headphones. The color that takes you back to 2020 – the year we all became professional couch potatoes and toilet paper hoarders. This iconic shade mirrors the exact tone of uncertainty, lockdown boredom, and the soothing gray of your life. It’s the color of Zoom meetings where no one could figure out how to unmute. Like the fog in your brain from binge-watching every TV show ever, this cover keeps things comfortably vague, much like your plans that year. Relive the best/worst year with this timeless, colorless classic.
President Orange – The Bold and Brash
Introducing President Orange, a shade so bold, it’s practically making headlines. Perfect for anyone who prefers to stand out rather than blend in, this vibrant orange pairs well with everything from casual chain sawing to moose hunting (because why not?). It’s not just any orange, it’s President Orange – loud, unapologetic, and impossible to ignore. Whether you’re out in the woods or just making a statement, this color will get the job done in the most noticeable way possible.
Pinkish – The Color Men Can’t Quite Describe
Introducing Pinkish, a color that might be pink...or maybe not. Who really knows? It’s the kind of name you get when a bunch of guys sat down to design something and realized they can only name about 16 colors. “It’s pinkish,” they said, and here we are. Not quite pink, not quite purple, but somewhere in the middle, Pinkish is perfect for those who don’t get bogged down by specifics. It’s sleek, a little mysterious, and totally up for interpretation.
Fuckshia – The Real Pink, No Apologies
Introducing Fuckshia, the bold, in-your-face pink that refuses to compromise. These days, pink is watered down, flirting with purple, but not this one. Fuckshia is the real pink, the one you remember before everything went soft and uncertain. Or at least as close to it as middle aged men could reproduce. This color isn’t here to play nice; it’s loud, unapologetic, and knows exactly what it is – pink, with a capital P. For those who aren’t afraid to make a statement and miss the days when pink was bold enough to turn heads.
Imperial Purple – The Emperor’s Choice
Introducing Imperial Purple, the shade for when you want to feel like an emperor, but can’t quite afford a palace. Rich, indulgent, and just a little bit over-the-top, it’s the perfect color for those who crave decadence but have to settle for luxurious headphones instead of a gold plated toilet bowl. It’s like draping yourself in velvet while sipping champagne… alone, in your sweatpants. And this is why even the logo is not golden, just plain white – perfectly matching your sad life.
Powder White – The purest spare part
Introducing Powder White*, the shade so crisp and clean, you could lay it on a mirror and snort it. Officially designed as a replacement part for the white VMK25, but versatile enough to make any black headphones feel like they’re cruising down Ocean Drive at midnight. Paired with a golden logo for that extra touch of class, Powder White is as pure as it gets, with just the right hint of indulgence—like it belongs in a certain 80’s TV show about fast boats and pastel suits.
*Not actually white, it's a bit gray.
Mombasa Night – The Spare Part of Darkness
Introducing Mombasa Night, also known as “the default black”. This isn’t just a spare part; it’s the existential dread of realizing you’ve misplaced the original cover and this is all that’s left to fill the emptiness. Some say it’s inspired by the deep, impenetrable darkness of a Mombasa night, but really… it’s just black. The kind of black that quietly mutters, “You’re not adventurous. You always go back to me.”
Gunpowder Camo - Blend In, Stand Out
Introducing Gunpowder Camo, the perfect pattern for when you want to feel both invisible and dangerous. Inspired by the subtle art of not being seen, this camo pattern will make your headphones blend in to any environment. It’s not just a pattern; it’s a lifestyle. Whether you’re hiding from your responsibilities or just trying to avoid someone on the train, Gunpowder Camo has your back. And let’s be honest, nothing says “I’m barely holding it together” like wearing camouflage on your headphones.
