Peace at work with headphones
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In the office, one person is pounding the keyboard like a drum solo, another is talking loudly enough for the deaf, and next to you, they're chatting about how Marja-Petteri caught a cold from daycare again. Sound familiar?
Focus doesn't just happen—it happens with Valco headphones. They block out the noise and boost work quality, whether it's intense Excel work in an open office or sitting pantsless in a Teams meeting at your home office.
Valco is a Finnish headphone manufacturer known for two things: Amazing customer service and excellent sound quality. At work, Valcos are the saviors of concentration; in your free time, they're perfect for music, podcasts, or just enjoying the silence.
And if something happens—no worries. Our own service will fix up headphones even if they've been run over by a tractor.
So how does this relate to your company?
If you're not running a Soviet-style gulag (and if you are, we don't judge), employee satisfaction matters.
When an employee receives high-quality, Finnish-designed Valco noise-cancelling headphones, the message is clear: your work is valued, your peace is important, and headphone money is better spent in Finland than, say, on another continent.
What's the benefit of headphones?
- Peace at work, anywhere: Hybrid noise-cancelling blocks out office chatter or construction site rumble. You can use the transparency mode for eavesdropping, if you like.
- Painless remote meetings: Crystal clear sound makes Teams almost bearable. For power meeting enthusiasts, a separate boom microphone is also available.
- A battery that won't quit: Over 50 hours on a single charge – enough for a whole work week or two calls to mom.
- Comfort from morning till night: So light and ergonomic, you'll forget they're on your head. No squeezing, no swearing, just an incredible zen feeling.
- Quality that lasts – and it's on Valco if it doesn't: 2-year warranty with no strings attached. Our service in Kajaani will fix your headphones, even if they get run over by a tractor. Spare parts and cushions available in the future – no disposable nonsense.
- Top-notch Finnish design: Designed by Lauri Lumpeen and studio-level sound by Jasse “Jazmanaut” Kesti. Even professional musicians use Valco.
- Effective greenwashing: We plant a tree for every pair sold.
- Improved employee satisfaction: Bread and circuses, a familiar tactic since ancient Rome. Employee noise-cancelling headphones increase work efficiency by 12% and reduce rebelliousness by up to 64%*.
*(Source: Stetson & Harrison Institute study, which we made up ourselves)
And that's not all – Tag employees with the company logo
The brand originally meant a branding iron used to mark one's own cattle. This is as close to employee branding as you can legally get. Namely, the replaceable covers of Valco headphones can be marked with the company logo. It doesn't stay hidden but is visible everywhere employees go:
- At the office: the logo shines in meetings and at workstations, while noise-cancelling quiets disturbances.
- In warehouses and on worksites: peace is maintained, and the company logo is visible where the real work happens.
- In free time: on a run, in a café, and at the airport, the logo gets visibility in places where an ad banner never ventures.
You probably think that because these are super fancy headphones, you need to be a super big company to buy headphones with your own logo. Well, here's the trick!
Our highly advanced technology and patented mañana process allow even pathetically small orders of 10 pieces to be customized!
Test first, decide later
No need to trust sales pitches. We know we have the world's best headphones you can afford. Becoming our customer is more pleasant and sustainable than many marriages.
You get a 30-day free trial, where the headphones show their true colors – whether your workplace is an office, hall, or construction site. Your employees will tell you how noise-cancelling saves the day, and the decision is made based on facts.
If the headphones don't light your fire for some reason, we'll humbly take them back and cover the shipping costs both ways. No fine print, just fair play. We only ask for honest feedback then, so we can improve our products.
Note! The free trial applies only to business customers. We reserve the right to refuse to supply headphones for testing to suspicious companies without a specific reason.
What are you still waiting for? Get in touch right away!
Become a reseller
Do you have a mysterious guitar string shop in the middle of the Lapland wilderness, or happen to be the ghost of Sam Walton? We're looking for eager retailers and partners for Valco products!
Do you want to be part of Valco's legendary Death Star project? Imagine how awesome it would be to ride along as we dominate the universe—or at least when we deliver the best sound quality to the whole world.
Join our ranks and together we can conquer the market (and maybe the galaxy too)! Be brave, get in touch, and step into the Valco universe!
Do you want to make money?
Are you an internet meme, a future OnlyFans creator, or an experienced online scammer? Now's your chance to get rich by promoting Valco. We've studied affiliate marketing and pyramid scheme logic from the Finnish pension system to the classic Ponzi scheme, and decided to try network marketing (without the pyramids).
The idea is very simple. You advertise us on social media or your website and get money. For example, if you sell a million headphones, you get many millions of euros.
Contact us and ask for more details, this opportunity isn't open to everyone.