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Stop torturing your employees with crap gear
At the office, one person is hammering the keyboard like it's a drum solo, the next is shouting at what must be someone deaf, and the next desk over they're yapping about how little Timmy's brought home yet another flu from daycare. And what's the employer's solution to this cacophony? Usually it's 'the official company headset'. A flimsy plastic thing that makes the wearer look like a telemarketer and whose audio quality resembles crackly radio chatter from 1942. Then at home those same people listen to music on proper headphones.
We're going to claim that Valco's noise cancelling headphones beat the big competitors hands down at half the price. Marketing talk is cheap, so we're not asking you to take our word for it. We're putting our wallet where our mouth is: take a pair into your company for a month-long trial. Beat them up at the office and in remote meetings. If they don't work out for you for any reason, we take them back without a word and cover shipping both ways. No risk, no excuses.
Detachable work persona
We're now launching an accessory that flips the script. This sturdy boom mic plugs straight into the USB-C port of compatible Valco noise cancelling headphones, moving the mic from beside your ear to right in front of your mouth. The result is a radically better signal-to-noise ratio: you dominate the call, and the surrounding office din stays quietly in the background. The combined name for headphones-plus-boom-mic also switches to the corporate-ego-stroking 'Business Edition'.
Kit for the perfect double life:
Work hours (8am–4pm): Boom mic down. You're a credible professional. Your voice cuts through meetings crystal clear, even if there's renovation work happening around you or a colleague yelling next to your desk. You're efficient, focused and professional (or at least you sound like it).
Off the clock (4pm onwards): Workday's done. You yank the boom mic off. Now you're not wearing a headset, you're wearing top-tier HiFi headphones. Nobody can tell you were part of the corporate hierarchy a minute ago. You can walk straight into the supermarket aisles or flop onto the couch and listen to the kind of music you'd never admit to liking at the office.
VMK25.2 Business Edition Noise Cancelling Headphones + Mic Thingy
Our flagship over-ear model with unbeatable value for money. Top-of-the-market active noise cancellation that mutes the background chaos. Studio-grade sound quality and a battery that survives a full work week on a single charge (55h). The perfect tool for building your own bubble in an open-plan office. No AI, no heart rate monitor, no other useless gimmicks.
VMK15 Business Edition Noise Cancelling Headphones + Mic Thingy
A lighter on-ear model. Earcups that don't make you sweat even during the toughest negotiations. If you have a small head or your company budget is tight, go with these. Sound quality is top-notch and the battery life is the same massive 55h as the big brother's.
What's actually in it for you?
- Peace and quiet, anywhere: Hybrid ANC blocks out office chatter or construction site rumble. Transparency mode is handy for, say, eavesdropping.
- Remote meetings without the pain: Crystal-clear sound makes Teams almost tolerable.
- A battery that doesn't quit: Over 55 hours on a single charge. Enough for a whole work week, or two phone calls to your mother.
- Comfort from morning to night: So light and ergonomic you'll forget you're wearing them. No pressure, no swearing, just unreal zen vibes.
- Quality that lasts, and that's on us if we're the ones who screwed up: Two-year warranty with no sneaky strings attached. If the damage isn't covered by warranty (tractor drove over them), our service center in Kajaani will fix them up for a fee. Spare parts and ear cushions will keep being available. No disposable nonsense.
- Finnish design at its peak: Designed by Lauri Lumme and tuned to studio-grade sound by Jasse "Jazmanaut" Kesti. Even professional musicians use Valcos.
- Happier employees: Bread and circuses, a strategy that's worked since ancient Rome. Giving your employees noise cancelling headphones boosts productivity by 12% and reduces mutinous moods by up to 64%*.
*(Source: a study by the Stetson & Harrison Institute, which we made up ourselves)
Brand your employees with the company logo
The word "brand" originally meant the hot iron mark you'd burn into your own cattle. This is the closest you can legally get to branding your employees. The swappable covers on Valco headphones can be customized with your company logo. It doesn't get hidden away, it shows up everywhere your employees go:
- At the office: the logo shines in meetings and at workstations while ANC silences the distractions.
- In warehouses and on job sites: peace and quiet stays, and your logo is visible where the actual work gets done.
- Off the clock: on a jog, in a café or at the airport, the logo gets exposure in places no billboard would ever reach.
You're probably thinking that since these are seriously high-end headphones, you must have to be a seriously huge company to order them with your own logo. Well, here's the twist!
Our cutting-edge technology and patented mañana process means we can customize orders as pathetically small as 10 units!
Practical circular economy that isn't just buzzwords on a PowerPoint slide.
A sustainable choice
Most electronics giants have built their entire business on planned obsolescence. They're praying that your gadget hits the trash every two years and you march back to the register for a new one.
At Valco, we hit back at the disposable culture with three things:
Our own service center in Kajaani
If your Valcos break down after the warranty expires, we have our own service center in Kajaani that'll get them back in shape. You'll get the headphones repaired for a fraction of the price of new ones. It's an eco-friendly move that also shows up directly on the bottom line.
Lifecycle model and trade-in credit
When the tech evolves and you want to upgrade the gear to a newer model, we'll give you a fair trade-in price on your old Valco headphones. We'll refurbish the old units and find them a new, loving home.
We plant a tree for every pair of headphones sold
Is it greenwashing? Of course it is, why beat around the bush. But it's still better than not planting them.
Jasse knows, so you don't have to
Audio guru Jasse Kesti is the man responsible for how these things sound. Since he's the only one of us with any actual expertise, he also gets to explain the wonders of the boom mic on video. All you need to do is hit play and marvel at the triumph of technology.
An offer that's hard to refuse
We offer companies a completely risk-free 30-day free trial. It's the best way to understand why tens of thousands of Finns have ditched the big brands and switched to Valco.
Once you've decided during the trial period that the gear is excellent, we'll send you a quote for however many you want. We'll deliver them with or without your company logo, and send you an invoice.
If, however, for one reason or another things go so tragically that the trial doesn't convince you, we'll humbly take the headphones back, ask for your feedback, and cover shipping both ways.
Note! The free trial applies to business customers only. We reserve the right to refuse to send trial headphones to suspicious-looking companies without giving any particular reason.
Trial or order? Get in touch!
These two henchpeople answer the phone, the email and the smoke signals. Their job is to watch deliveries with a hawk's eye and make sure the branding looks so sharp it ends up better than your original logo.
Become a reseller
Do you run a mysterious guitar string shop in the middle of a Lapland bog, or do you happen to be the ghost of Sam Walton? We're looking for eager resellers and partners for Valco products!
Want to be part of Valco's legendary Death Star project? Imagine how great it'll be to ride shotgun while we subjugate the universe. Or at least while we deliver the best audio quality on the planet.
Join us and together we can take over the market (and maybe the galaxy too)! Be brave, get in touch and step into the Valco universe!
Want to make some money?
Are you an internet meme, a future OnlyFans creator or a seasoned online grifter? Here's your chance to get rich by promoting Valco. We've studied the logic of affiliate marketing and pyramid schemes, from the Finnish pension system to the classic Ponzi, and we've decided to give pyramid network marketing a go (without the pyramids).
The idea is very simple. You promote us on social media or your website and you get paid. For example, if you sell a million pairs of headphones, you get several million euros.
Get in touch and ask for more info. This opportunity isn't open to everyone.