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This form is for getting in touch with us. We're genuinely interested in feedback and happy to hear suggestions for new products. This is also how you get personal instructions for warranty service and returns, if you didn't manage to find them on the support pages.
Business sales
Want to grab a memorable corporate gift for your company, or noise cancelling headphones for the whole staff? Did you know employee noise cancelling headphones boost productivity by 12% and reduce mutinous attitudes by up to 64%*. Now also available on leasing!
*(Source: a study by the Stetson & Harrison Institute, which we made up ourselves)
Got literally anything fun or profitable in mind? We're an eager bunch, and we're into the slightly weirder opportunities too!
Become a retailer
Got a mysterious guitar-string shop in the middle of a Lapland bog, or do you happen to be the ghost of Sam Walton? We're looking for enthusiastic retailers and partners for Valco products!
Want to be part of Valco's legendary Death Star project? Imagine how great it'll feel to be on board when we crush the universe. Or at the very least when we deliver the best sound quality to the whole world.
Join us and together we can take over the market (and maybe the galaxy too)! Be brave, get in touch, and step into the Valco universe!
Want to make some money?
Are you an internet meme, a future OnlyFans creator, or a seasoned online grifter? Now's your chance to get rich by promoting Valco. We've studied the logic of affiliate marketing and pyramid schemes, from the Finnish pension system to the classic Ponzi, and decided to give pyramid network marketing a go (without the pyramids).
The idea is dead simple. You promote us on social media or on your website, and you get money. For example, if you sell a million headphones, you get many millions of euros.
Get in touch and ask for more. This opportunity isn't open to just anyone.