We're thrilled to introduce Valco's exclusive headphone subscription program, where you can finally fulfill your lifelong dream of owning a fully branded pair of headphones!
This isn't just any marketing stunt, but a tailor-made opportunity for you and your organization to combine the incredible sound quality of Valco's VMK25 headphones with your company logo... or even some other design, like a mustachioed penis, if that's your thing. We don't judge paying customers.
Why brand headphones?
Do you know where the word "brand" originally comes from? It harks back to the time when owners marked their cattle with a branding iron so that their owner would be known. At Valco, we haven't forgotten this tradition. That's why every pair of our headphones proudly sports the Valco logo, so that our herd...customers are easily recognizable and the object of admiration and envy from lesser folks.
Unfortunately, you can't brand employees with a hot iron anymore, and armbands are so last season. But you can still slap your company logo on their heads to remind them who's boss around here.
Unity and submission have never looked this stylish!
Imagine this: All your employees show up at the office wearing branded headphones. Suddenly, everyone has one common goal: to submit to working hard without hearing any of the surrounding racket. Because Valco headphones are so good, employees take them with them after work and become walking billboards as they sit looking depressed on the bus for the next hour and a half.
At Valco, we know (thanks to extensive research by the Stetson-Harrison Institute) that effective ANC (active noise cancellation) and the ability to listen to your own music in peace boosts productivity and reduces the urge to rebel.
How does this thing work?
First off, you need at least 60 pairs of VMK25 headphones. Unfortunately, we won't start printing logos on just one pair, even if you come to the office trying to bribe us with sausages and beer. It's just not financially sensible, even though beer does sound tempting to us too.
Once you've made up your mind, send us the graphics. It could be your company logo, a mascot, a secret society's compass, or any other cool or embarrassing image. We won't judge. Not every design can be printed due to technical limitations, but quite a few can. Our equipment can't handle photographs.
We can figure it out together if it works. If not, we'll come up with something else.
Where are we at?
Since customizing headphones is pretty much a new and unique thing, we've practiced first with a few guinea pigs... I mean, pilot customers before going into full mass production. So far, the projects have mostly gone well. So now it's time to open the floodgates and offer this opportunity more widely. Especially because we want to sell a lot of headphones and build that Death Star before Elon Musk gets to Mars.
Who is this for?
In our view, headphones with your own logo are perfect for companies that want to mark their territory and show off to partners by giving top-notch headphones as business gifts. For the public sector, this is, of course, also a great way to interpret procurement laws to your own and your organization's advantage. But why not also for associations, secret societies, or even the football club Workers' Kickers, if the number of paying members exceeds the magical sixty mark.
In the end, we think this is perfect for anyone who can afford to buy 60 pairs of headphones.
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