We are delighted to introduce Valco’s exclusive headphone order program, where you can fulfill your timeless dream of having your very own custom-branded pair of headphones! This isn’t just any marketing stunt; it's a tailored opportunity for you and your organization to combine the incredible sound quality of Valco’s VMK25 headphones with your company’s logo… or perhaps some other design, like a mustached penis, if you prefer. We do not judge paying customers.
Why brand headphones?
Do you know where the word "brand" originally comes from? It dates back to a time when owners would mark their cattle with a hot iron to identify their property. At Valco, we haven’t forgotten this proud tradition. That’s why every pair of our headphones proudly bears the Valco logo, making our herd...customers easily recognizable and the object of admiration and envy among lesser mortals.
Nowadays, you can’t unfortunately brand employees with hot irons anymore, and armbands are no longer fashionable. However, you can still decorate their heads with your company’s logo and remind them who’s in charge. Unity and submission have never looked this stylish!
Picture this: All your employees show up to the office wearing branded headphones. Suddenly, everyone has a shared goal—to diligently work without hearing any surrounding nonsense. Since Valco headphones are so good, they’ll continue wearing them after work, turning into walking billboards while looking depressed on the bus for the next hour and a half.
Thanks to extensive research from the prestigious Stetson-Harrison Institute, we at Valco know that functional ANC (active noise cancellation) and the ability to listen to your own music in peace boost productivity and reduce rebellious attitudes.
How does it work?
First of all, you’ll need a minimum of 60 pairs of VMK25 headphones. Unfortunately, we won’t print logos for just one pair, even if you come to our office with bribes of sausages and beer. It simply wouldn’t be financially viable—though, we must admit, the beer does sound tempting.
Once you’ve made your decision, send us your design. It could be your company logo, a mascot, a secret society emblem, or any other image that’s impressive or embarrassing. We don’t judge. There are a few technical limitations to what can be printed, but most designs are doable. Photos, however, are beyond our equipment’s capabilities. We’ll work with you to find a solution.
Where are we now?
Since headphone customization is still a fairly new and unique concept, we’ve been testing it with a few guinea pigs... sorry, pilot customers. So far, the projects have mostly been successful. Now, it’s time to turn on the taps and offer this opportunity more widely—especially because we want to sell lots of headphones and build our Death Star before Elon Musk gets to Mars.
Who is this for?
In our view, custom-logo headphones are perfect for companies that want to mark their own and demonstrate superiority to business partners by giving away top-tier headphones as corporate gifts. For the public sector, it’s also a great way to interpret procurement laws creatively to the benefit of your organization. And why not also for associations, secret societies, or football clubs like “The Workers’ Kickers,” if the number of paying members exceeds the magical 60-pair threshold?
In the end, this offer is for anyone who can afford to buy 60 pairs of headphones.
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