Valco speakers – top-tier bribes without fear of prosecution!
Right after the cathode ray tube, the next most fitting Valco product is, of course, the speaker – or as they used to call them: ministereos. For the younger generation: back in the 1970s, Valco’s name was involved in a series of unfortunate business ventures where politicians received Salora ministereos – gifts that were later discussed in court.
The verdict was clear: if a politician gets a stereo, it’s not a bribe. If a civil servant gets one, it is. So make sure you check the recipient's title before wrapping your Christmas gift.
We have no idea what those speakers sounded like, but these Valco Bluetooth speakers are most likely from another dimension – with far superior sound quality. Designed to play anything from Irwin Goodman to Iron Maiden without boomy bass or screechy treble.
At Valco, we sell noise-canceling headphones and Bluetooth speakers, but not just because they're absolutely brilliant. Every pair of headphones sold (and every euro from you) brings us closer to our main goal: building a Death Star and conquering galaxies.
However, we offer more than just galactic conquest plans. We also provide down-to-earth services like headphone repair. When you get Valco headphones, you get a lifelong companion – these devices are not disposable. If they break, we fix them. And if you want to refresh your style, you can trade in your old headphones for new ones with a reasonable extra cost. Additionally, Valco's range occasionally includes other products, like stylish sunglasses.
So, if you appreciate high-quality sound, want to support Finnish design, and have a secret dream of galactic domination, Valco is the perfect choice for you. Join us – and remember, only Valco customers have a place on our Death Star.