Valco speakers - top-notch bribes without fear of judgment!
Right after the cathode ray tube, the next most fitting Valco product is, of course, a speaker – or as they used to say, ministereos. For the younger crowd: in the 1970s, there were various unfortunate businesses surrounding the Valco name, where politicians were handed out Salora ministereos – these bribes were then dealt with in court.
The verdict was clear: a speaker received by a politician is not a bribe, but one received by an official is. So, it's worth checking the recipient's title before the Christmas package.
We don't know what kind of speakers were handed out back then, but these Valco bluetooth speakers are most likely from a completely different world – and with better sound quality. They are designed to play anything from Irwin to Iron Maiden, without overblown bass or sizzling treble.
At Valco, we sell noise-canceling headphones and Bluetooth speakers, but not just because they're absolutely brilliant. Every pair of headphones sold (and every euro from you) brings us closer to our main goal: building a Death Star and conquering galaxies.
However, we offer more than just galactic conquest plans. We also provide down-to-earth services like headphone repair. When you get Valco headphones, you get a lifelong companion – these devices are not disposable. If they break, we fix them. And if you want to refresh your style, you can trade in your old headphones for new ones with a reasonable extra cost. Additionally, Valco's range occasionally includes other products, like stylish sunglasses.
So, if you appreciate high-quality sound, want to support Finnish design, and have a secret dream of galactic domination, Valco is the perfect choice for you. Join us – and remember, only Valco customers have a place on our Death Star.