Official Valco calendar

The non-erotic Valco Boy Calendar for 2025 features Raimo and his friends at their finest across the seasons. The calendar is in English, but it has the same days as any other first-world country. As a novelty, we’ve added an extra month, which you now get for free! Many would be willing to pay a lot to gain an extra month in their year.

The wall calendar has a clever and technically challenging hole at the top of each page, so you can easily hang it anywhere. Due to design reasons, there’s a hole on both ends, allowing you to hang it upside down as an exotic decor element, showcasing your intellectual superiority in a sarcastic way.

The non-erotic Valco Boy Calendar also contains no official holidays, as entrepreneurs don’t have holidays anyway – and they would differ across countries. However, it includes all essential dates and reasons to celebrate. Nearly every day has some blank space for marking your own special days or even drawing little church boats, for example.

There are no name days in the calendar, as apparently, you have to pay extra for them, and they would vary by country anyway. Valco is a global and international corporation, so you can add your own important individuals’ name days to ensure you remember to congratulate friends (or less friendly folks) on their special days.

Almost half of the calendar price covers shipping costs, with the rest being printing costs, as it was printed here in Finland. The remaining materials are a free gift for your eyes’ delight, even if our investor Markus might get a heart attack over it.

We wish you a better next year in the company of Raimo and friends!

Note! The calendar size is given when closed. When opened on the wall, the calendar is even twice as large, allowing you to hide a bigger hole on the wall for the same price.