VALCO BEANIE

The shopkeeper's bald head was freezing in the cold (again), and he had to get a beanie from somewhere. Of course, it had to have his own shop's logo, because why advertise for others? So, we reached out to the best (and only) guy we know who makes beanies in Finland. We added a little bit of hockey spirit to it, as a good beanie should. And of course, a little pom-pom!

The color is, of course, blue and white because a middle-aged man with a medium build doesn’t really know how to wear other colors. When you order cool stuff with your own logo, you always have to order a huge box of them, and since we don't have that many heads to cover, we decided to offer them to you as well. Maybe someone else’s head is freezing too.

Beanies are progressive clothing in themselves, in that they are completely asexual. This means that you can wear them regardless of gender and sexual orientation. This one-size-fits-all beanie should fit everyone. However, if you happen to have a really small head, you can cut eyeholes and wear it commando-style.

This beanie is Finnish with a capital F. It’s made in Finland, it's blue and white, and it proudly represents our national sport – ice hockey. And it’s really comfortable to wear. Jani won’t even take his off at the dinner table anymore, it’s that comfy. The beanie is made of merino wool and acrylic, making it extra warm and cozy. Merino wool is a miracle material, by the way – it’s self-cleaning and nearly eternal.

These rare Valco products will soon become collector's items of tomorrow.

Technical details:

• Material: 50% merino wool, 50% acrylic
• Color: Dark blue/white
• Made in Finland