Miscellaneous Writings

We’re now founding our own unbelievably pissed-off marketing team, Valco’s Avengers, and we’re looking to start by hiring a couple of minions. We need a pair of eyes, a pair of hands, and someone else who does all the stuff nobody else will. Our plan is to hire between two and five million people over the next few years. So at least two people, maximum five million.

Valco Oy, the world’s nicest evil corporation and Finland’s leading headphone manufacturer, announces that subsidized investor Markus Eronen has made a successful exit from the company. With his exit, Markus once again proved that Valco actually is an unbelievable money-printing machine. His investment turned out to be considerably more profitable than, for example, Tesla stock at the beginning of 2025.

How do you turn Valco VMK25 headphones into about the best studio headphones in the world?I, Valco’s product designer, mastering engineer, and general audio guru Jasse “Jazmanaut” Kesti, will explain in this blog post how you can turn Valco VMK25 headphones into about top-tier studio headphones when used wired, and with noise cancelling on top of that!