Miscellaneous Writings
We're now setting up our own incredibly fierce marketing team – Valco's Avengers – and we're looking for a couple of minions to start with. We need a pair of eyes, a pair of hands – and someone else to do everything the others won't. Our plan is to hire between two and five million people over the next few years. So, at least two people, at most five million.
Our Investor Markus has exited
Valco Oy, the world's friendliest evil corporation and leading Finnish headphone manufacturer, announces that investor Markus Eronen, initially employed as occupational therapy, has successfully exited the company. With his exit, Markus once again proved that Valco truly is an incredible money-making machine. His investment turned out significantly more profitable than, for example, Tesla shares at the beginning of 2025.
We are delighted to introduce Valco’s exclusive headphone order program, where you can fulfill your timeless dream of having your very own custom-branded pair of headphones! This isn’t just any marketing stunt; it's a tailored opportunity for you and your...
Wild Black Friday Discounts on Valco heapdhones
Valco's Black Friday is here, and rumors of the biggest discounts ever have taken over the internet! Is this finally your chance to grab Valco's top-notch headphones for half the price? Is this the moment to find your dream audio device at an unbelievably low price?
Comprehensive ANC Headphone Test
The goal is to comb through all the ANC headphones in the world, thoroughly evaluate them, and compare them to each other like an acoustic gladiator battle at the Colosseum, in the spirit of the series "Those About to Die" (by the way, it's a great show, worth watching).
VMK25 Adjustments for Studio Use
How to make Valco's VMK25 headphones about the best studio headphones in the world? I, Valco's product designer, mastering engineer, and general sound guru Jasse “Jazmanaut” Kesti, will tell you in this blog post how Valco VMK25 headphones can be equalized to high-end studio headphones with noise cancellation when wired.
The conquest of the galaxy is advancing, and we need expendable minions for the planned Valco Death Star. In other words, to be the world's nicest evil corporation and to serve our customers better, we have decided to open a...
NL25 Earbuds: On the Path to Greatness
The NL25 is an earbud that, modestly put, is better than all other (in the same price range) earbuds combined – excellent sound quality, designed by the world-renowned Jussi Timonen, physical buttons (because touch controls are annoying), and the latest chipset technology.
Valco Oy remains committed to investments in Puolanka despite strikes
Finland's leading manufacturer of Valco brand noise-cancelling headphones, Valco Oy, announces that the company will continue its plans to invest in Puolanka, despite the political strikes shaking the whole country.