Headphones with your own logo

We are delighted to present Valco’s exclusive headphone ordering program, which lets you fulfill your ancient dream of owning a fully branded pair of headphones!

This is not just some random marketing stunt, but a custom-made opportunity for you and your organization to combine the incredible sound quality of Valco’s VMK25 headphones with your company logo... or some other graphic, like a mustachioed penis, if that’s what you want. We do not judge paying customers.

Why brand headphones?

Do you know where the word “brand” originally comes from? It goes back to the days when owners marked their cattle with a branding iron so everyone knew who owned them. We at Valco have not forgotten this tradition. That is why every pair of our headphones proudly features the Valco logo, so our catt...customers are easy to identify and can be admired and envied by lesser people.

These days you unfortunately can’t brand employees with a hot iron anymore, and various armbands are no longer in fashion either, but you can still equip their heads with your company logo and remind them who’s in charge here.

Unity and submission have never looked this stylish!

Picture this: all your employees arrive at the office wearing branded headphones. Suddenly everyone has one shared goal: to obediently work hard without hearing any of the surrounding racket. Because Valco’s headphones are so good, employees will take them home after work and serve as walking billboards while sitting on the bus looking depressed for the next hour and a half.

We at Valco know, thanks to extensive research by the Stetson-Harrison Institute, that working ANC (active noise cancellation) and the ability to listen to your own music in peace increase productivity and reduce rebelliousness.

How does this work?

The first step is deciding that you want headphones that won’t disappear into the crowd. The second step is realizing that the price will probably be a bit higher than for headphones without a print. The bigger the batch, the better the price.

Once you’ve made the decision, send us the artwork. It can be your company logo, mascot, secret society compass, or any other cool or shame-inducing image. We do not judge. Not every design can be printed for technical reasons, but quite a lot can. Our equipment does not bend to photographs.

We can figure out together whether it works. If it doesn’t, we’ll come up with something else.

Where are we at right now?

Because customizing headphones is a fairly new and unique thing, we first practiced on a few guinea pigs...pilot customers before moving into larger-scale production. So far the projects have gone mostly well. So now it’s time to open the taps and offer this more widely. Especially because we want to sell a lot of headphones and build that Death Star before Elon Musk gets to Mars.

Who is this for?

As we see it, headphones with your own logo work best for companies that want to mark what’s theirs and show their superiority to business partners by handing out top-tier headphones as corporate gifts. For the public sector, this is of course also a wonderful way to interpret procurement law for the benefit of themselves and their own organization. But why not for associations, secret societies, or even the football club Workers’ Kickers, if there are members who can pay.

In the end, we think this is suitable for anyone for whom plain ordinary just isn’t enough. For those who want to stand out from the crowd.