VMK25 Skins - Pair

Period Red – Bold, Unavoidable Classic

Meet Period Red, a deep, merciless red that shows up at exactly the moment it shouldn't. But let's be honest: when it doesn't show up, you start to miss it. An unstoppable, impossible-to-ignore shade that makes an impression whether you're ready or not. And the cherry on top is a stylish gold logo: a little reward for surviving the day. Because you've earned it.

Wunder Green – Forest Fresh

Wunder Green, a shade so lush it feels like stepping into a fairytale forest that almost smells as good as it looks. A calming, wondrous green that drops you right into the middle of nature, even if you're parked on the couch surrounded by half-dead houseplants. And the crowning touch is the gorgeous gold logo, because even in nature there's always room for a little luxury.

Depression Blue – For Existential Crises

Depression Blue, the perfect color for those moments when you're questioning every life decision you've ever made. This isn't just any blue. This is Depression Blue, a shade that stares into the void right alongside you. But hey, at least there's a shiny gold logo to offer a fleeting glimmer of hope: kind of like pissing yourself in freezing weather, warm for a moment. Stylish, refined, and perfect for anyone who wants their headphones to mirror their existential dread.

Obsession Mint – Coolly French

Meet Obsession Mint, a color that radiates effortless style, much like a certain French car the writer of this copy may or may not have just acquired in this exact shade. This sophisticated petrol tone strikes the perfect balance between elegance and understated flair. Made for people who appreciate life's subtler luxuries. Whether you're on the road or just shutting the rest of the world out, Obsession Mint adds a touch of restrained French elegance to your day.

Original Gray – 2020 Pandemic Nostalgia

Ah, Original Gray, the signature shade of the VMK20 headphones. The color that takes you straight back to 2020, when we all became professional sourdough bakers and toilet paper hoarders. This iconic tone perfectly captures the uncertainty, the tedium of lockdown, and the general grayness of your life. It's like a Zoom meeting where nobody can figure out how to unmute. Like the brain fog from endless Netflix marathons. This cover keeps things appropriately vague, just like your plans during the pandemic. Relive the best/worst year of your life with this colorless classic.

President Orange – Bold and Brazen

Meet President Orange, a shade so loud it could come straight off a tabloid front page. Perfect for anyone who wants to stand out from the crowd. This bright orange works just as well for casual chainsawing as it does for moose hunting (because why not?). President Orange isn't just any orange: it's loud, shameless, and impossible to ignore.

Pinkish – A Color a Man Can't Quite Define

Pinkish, a color that might be pink… or might not. Who knows? This is what happens when middle-aged men try to name colors and realize they can identify maybe 16 of them. “It's kind of like light pink,” and here we are. Not quite pink, not quite purple, somewhere in between. Pinkish is perfect for anyone who can't be bothered with the details. Stylish, a little mysterious, and entirely open to interpretation.

Fuckshia – Real Pink, No Apologies

Meet Fuckshia, a bold, in-your-face pink that refuses to compromise. These days pink has been watered down all over the place and keeps flirting with purple, but not this one. Fuckshia is the real pink you remember from before everything went soft and uncertain. Or at least as real a pink as middle-aged men with a 16-color brain could come up with. This color isn't polite. It's loud, shameless, and knows exactly what it is. Pink. With a capital P (though not by name).

Imperial Purple – The Emperor's Choice

We're delighted to present Imperial Purple, a color for those who want to feel like an emperor without quite owning the palace. A rich, lavish, slightly over-the-top shade, perfect for anyone craving decadence but settling for luxury headphones instead of a gold toilet. Imperial Purple is like wrapping yourself in velvet and sipping champagne… alone, in sweatpants. Which is exactly why the logo is white, not gold: a perfect match for your miserable little life.

Powder White – Pure Spare Part

Meet Powder White, a shade so clean and bright you could line it up on a mirror and snort it. Officially designed as a spare part for the white VMK25 headphones, but versatile enough to bring a midnight Ocean Drive cruising vibe to your black ones. Paired with the gold logo, it delivers exactly the right amount of polish: straight out of some 80s TV show with fast boats and pastel suits.

Mombasa Night – Spare Part of Darkness

Meet Mombasa Night, the basic black of the VMK25 headphones. But this isn't just a spare part: it's the fulfilment of existential emptiness the moment you realize you've lost the original cover. Some say the shade is inspired by the deep darkness of Mombasa nights, but in reality it's just basic black. The black that quietly whispers: “You're not adventurous. You always come back to me.”

Gunpowder Camo – Blend In, Stand Out

Meet Gunpowder Camo, the perfect pattern for when you want to be invisible and dangerous at the same time. Inspired by the noble art of going unnoticed (specifically, the Finnish Defence Forces' M05 camouflage pattern), this print blends your headphones into any environment. Camo isn't just a pattern: it's a lifestyle. Whether you're dodging responsibility or avoiding the other people on the train, Gunpowder Camo has your back. And honestly, what better way to signal “I'm just barely holding it together” than camo on your headphones.