GDPR page
This is one of our many attempts to comply with legislation that's a pain to decipher. We built this page because, against our better judgment, we try to follow even the confusing and nonsensical laws. Plus, we'd rather not have some prick file a complaint with the data protection ombudsman because we missed some mystical sub-clause.
We're not entirely sure this page actually works yet. Let us know if it doesn't.
Edit your data
Use the link below to view and edit whatever data we have on you.
Data access
Use the links below to download and inspect the data we hold on you.
Access to personal data
Use the link below to request a report of everything we have on you.
Right to be forgotten
Use this if you want us to wipe every scrap of data we have on you. Heads up: this also nukes your order history, which makes things like warranty cases a lot harder to sort out.