Cover your bald spot or bad hair day in style

Have you ever looked in the mirror and thought: "This whole setup needs something that signals both technological superiority and complete indifference to what other people think"?

We have a solution to this problem that hits all of us at some point in life. Introducing the Black Valco cap. It’s black. It has a logo. It goes on your head.

• One size fits all: The adjustable strap ensures the cap fits anything from a tiny pea to a massive watermelon.
• Aerodynamic design: Tested in a virtual wind tunnel.
• Color: black is the only color that doesn’t clash with the darkness of your soul, or the rest of your clothes. It repels dirt almost as well as Valco customer service repels pointless complaints.
• Brand value: When people see the Valco logo, they immediately know you’re a person who appreciates good sound, Death Stars, and probably owns at least one pair of the world’s best headphones.