Valco Lippis

VALCO CAP

€19.90

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Black cap with a Valco logo. It's black, it's got a logo, and it goes on your head. The adjustable strap fits anything from a pea-sized head to a watermelon.

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Accessory size
Accessory size: One size
Product description

Cover your bald spot or your bad hair day in style

Ever looked in the mirror and thought: "This whole situation needs something that signals both technological superiority and complete indifference to other people's opinions"?

We have a solution to this problem that hits everyone at some point in life. Introducing the Black Valco Cap. It is black. It has a logo. It goes on your head.

  • One size fits all: the adjustable strap in the back guarantees the cap fits everything from a tiny pea to a massive watermelon.
  • Aerodynamic design: tested in a virtual wind tunnel.
  • Color: black is the only color that doesn't clash with the darkness of your soul, or with the rest of your wardrobe. It repels dirt almost as well as Valco customer service repels pointless complaints.
  • Brand value: when people see the Valco logo, they immediately know you're a person who appreciates good sound, Death Stars, and probably owns at least one pair of the best headphones in the world.
More info
Size
One size, adjustable strap (pea to watermelon)
Colour
black (the only real colour)
Design
aerodynamic, tested in a virtual wind tunnel
Logo
Valco
Material
dirt-repellent

One size fits all

An adjustable rear strap guarantees the cap sits on a head the size of a pea or one the size of a massive watermelon. One size, zero measuring, none of that familiar moment where you order an M and get an L.

Don't take our word for it. Take theirs.

We could tell you how great we are, but that would be a bit suspicious. So we'll let our customers do the talking instead. Reviews are real. Not every product has enough reviews yet, but the ones that do show up first. Photos are taken by customers themselves, and unfortunately it shows.

Let's admit it right up front: a cap is easy money for us. Headphones take years of design, an audio engineer's ear, and a pile of components. A cap takes one email to a cap supplier. The difference goes straight into the Death Star construction fund, as always.

Don't let that put you off, though. This cap is built for the mornings when you can't be bothered to explain yourself to anyone. You pull it on and the world knows where you stand. You don't ask permission, you don't look around. You walk into the shop, into work, or to the neighbour's barbecue, and a quiet message shines above your head: this person listens to their music well and to other people's opinions badly.

A cap doesn't make you a better person. It won't fix your posture or your life. But it covers a bad hair day, shades the eyes through a hangover, and reminds everyone that somewhere in Kajaani there's a crew building a Death Star with your money. And you helped.

  • Free shipping on everything
  • 30-day returns
  • 5-year warranty
  • Repair service
  • Finnish company
  • Secure payment
  • Actual customer service
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Great products without the dead weight*

Did you know that almost all the electronics inside headphones come from a handful of giants?

Everything else is just smoke and sales talk.

A small maker like Valco can use the exact same top-tier components as the famous mega-corporations stick in their pricier models.

We just don't have a thousand employees to feed, a Manhattan skyscraper to pay for, or a CEO with a private jet (yet).

Which is why we can give you the best bang-for-buck on the market.

And what happens after you've bought? Our customer service and Valco's in-house repair team make sure our products last. And if you fancy a change, you can trade your old Valcos back in to us. Try doing that anywhere else.

At the end of the day, the point of all this is simple. We sell headphones to fund our own Death Star, so we can rule the galaxy.

*except for the founders' beer guts

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